BrookRenee

http://www.fanfiction.net/~thesouthernhermit

patriciamaryann1d:

HATE IT!!! HATE IT!!! HATE IT!!! HATE IT!!! HATE IT!!!

EDWARD- TINKERBELL SUDDENLY FLIED AND KILLED DEMETRI! HOW WEIRD? AN EXPLOSION HAPPENED WHEN EDWARD- TINKERBELL ALMOST DIE!!! BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!! 

I HATE EDWARDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@

(MADE BY ME)

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

(via darthempress)

soyouthinkyoucansee:

There is another sky,
Ever serene and fair,
And there is another sunshine,
Though it be darkness there;
Never mind faded forest, Austin,
Never mind silent fields -
Here is a silent forest,
Whose leaf is ever green;
Where not a frost has been;
In it’s unfading flowers
I hear the bright bee hum;
Prithee, my brother,
In My garden come!
Emily Dickinson 1851

soyouthinkyoucansee:

There is another sky,

Ever serene and fair,

And there is another sunshine,

Though it be darkness there;

Never mind faded forest, Austin,

Never mind silent fields -

Here is a silent forest,

Whose leaf is ever green;

Where not a frost has been;

In it’s unfading flowers

I hear the bright bee hum;

Prithee, my brother,

In My garden come!

Emily Dickinson 1851

(via nataliesaly)